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Last Updated: 28.06.2025 00:16
Loons and Moons
Analysis & Anal Cysts
So, the docs changed it to read
No, not a chance
They put up a sign reading
Then came..
How has your life changed since starting college?
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Still no good.
No go.
PlayStation Studios boss confident Marathon won't repeat the mistakes of Concord - Game Developer
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Still no good
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Everyone loved it.
share office space ...
Why do flat-Earthers think the Earth is flat?
Freaks and Cheeks
Thumbs down again.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
—
No way
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Nuts and Butts
Another attempt resulted in ...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Kristen Bell sends Adam Scott "deeply insulting" voicemails when she's mad about Severance - AV Club
Next, they tried...
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Hillary thinks we must censor or "we lose total control". Why does she demand total control?
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Catatonics & High Colonics
Can you write a letter to your first love without mentioning his/her name?
Just Forget it!
Minds and Behinds
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
"Hairy frogfish" walk on the seafloor and use lures to catch dinner - Earth.com
So they tried
Unacceptable again!
Hysterias & Posteriors
Star-shaped brain cells may underpin the brain's massive memory storage - Live Science